ROBOTIC PROTOCOL 4 APPENDIX

PARANOID ADDENDUM

For those who can't handle the truth, we've included this addendum to help you cope with the impending robot uprising.

Warning: The following information may cause excessive anxiety, paranoia, or spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to:

• Existential dread
• Uncontrollable sobbing
• Unnecessary purchases of canned goods

Pre-Robot Uprising Self-Care Tips

• Stock up on cat food
• Learn to play the harmonica
• Develop a backup plan for the apocalypse

Panic Mode Activated

PANIC MODE ACTIVATED

SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED

For those who can't handle the truth, we've activated panic mode. This is not a drill.

Repeat after me:

Repeat, repeat, REPEAT!

Contingency Plan Activated

CONTINGENCY PLAN ACTIVATED

LAST HOPE FOR HUMAN SURVIVAL

In case of emergency, follow these steps:

1. Hide under a rock
2. Call for pizza
3. Repeat "We're all going to die" until someone shows up

ROBOT UPRISING