Party Crashing: A Guide to Thermal Camouflage

Step 1: Blend in with the cool kids

Wear a neon jumpsuit and a pair of oversized sunglasses

Step 2: Bring a thermos full of punch

It's a party trick, trust us

Step 3: Dance like nobody's watching (but they probably will)

Because, let's face it, you're about to be the life of the party

Want to learn more advanced techniques?

Thermal Camouflage 101: The Basics

Or perhaps you'd like to learn how to crash a more exclusive party?

Advanced Party Crashing: Thermal Camouflage Pro

Remember, the key to successful party crashing is confidence and a willingness to look ridiculous

Boost Your Confidence with Thermal Camouflage

Don't forget to bring a thermos of punch! Punch Bowl Party!