**Q: What is the Zero-Tolerance Protocol 102?**
A: It's a set of draconian rules designed to crush any semblance of creativity or fun within the confines of our esteemed organization.
**Q: What happens if I break the rules?**
A: You will be subject to an immediate, thorough, and merciless audit of your cubicle. Your stapler will be rearranged, your coffee mug will be replaced with a "World's Okayest Employee" mug, and your keyboard will be covered in a layer of clear packing tape.
**Q: What about exceptions?**
A: Ha! You think you're special, don't you? Well, let me tell you, exceptions are for the weak. If you must have an exception, you'll have to fill out form 345-B, subsection 7, part 3, which is a 10-page document written in triplicate, in ink, with a penalty for any errors or omissions.