Zero-Tolerance Protocol: The Ultimate Guide to Not Caring
Welcome, Officer!
You are hereby instructed to follow the Zero-Tolerance Protocol, the most draconian set of rules ever devised by humanity.
Article 1: Don't Even Think About It
- Don't think, period.
- Don't question, ever.
- Don't even breathe wrong, or you're out.
Article 2: Zero-Fun Zone
- All fun is strictly prohibited, including:
- Smiling in the morning.
- Laughing out loud.
- Enjoying a well-crafted meme.
Article 3: The Enforcer's Handbook
- Carry this handbook with you at all times.
- Consult it frequently.
- Follow it, or face the consequences.
Subpage 4.5: The Enforcer's Edition (Beta)
That's all for now. Stay vigilant, Officer.