Addendum B: Additional Rules for Additional Offenses
Section 1: New Offenses
Effective immediately, the following offenses will be subject to zero-tolerance protocol:
- Excessive use of Comic Sans
- Unapproved use of Comic Sans in a professional setting
- Failure to report a sighting of a Comic Sans user
Repeat offenders will be subject to additional penalties, up to and including but not limited to:
- Reeducation through forced viewing of Helvetica
- Community service in a local font factory
- Probation in a minimum-security font-reformatory
Section 2: Enforcement
Enforcement will be carried out by our highly trained and highly motivated Zero Tolerance Enforcement Agents (ZTEAs).
The ZTEAs will be equipped with:
- Air-powered font-spray guns
- Font-disrupting drones
- High-intensity font-based stun guns
Acknowledgement of these rules and protocols is required for all users. Non-compliance will be met with swift and merciless action.
Appendix C: Frequently Asked Questions
Appendix D: Zero Tolerance Protocol Manual Addendum C