Individuals found in-transit without a valid transit visa will be subject to immediate revocation of all privileges.
Repeat offenders will be forced to undergo reeducation through our proprietary "Soul-Crushing, Eye-Gouging, and Social-Engineering" reeducation program.
Hyperlinks to prophets of doom: Section 2: Transit-Related Trauma
Refusal to comply with protocol requirements will be met with stern measures, including but not limited to:
• Forced viewing of "The Most Important Video You'll Ever See" in a 24-hour loop.
• Mandatory attendance in "The Art of Apology" reeducation seminar.
Hyperlinks to prophets of doom: Section 3: Non-Compliance Consequences
Repeating offenders will be subject to our patented "Protocol-ectomy" procedure, a process so brutal, it's guaranteed to leave you a shell of your former self.
Don't say we didn't warn you: Section 4: The Protocol-ectomy Procedure
Our patented protocol-ectomy procedure involves a 30-minute video of our most esteemed and feared protocol officers, yelling at you for 30 minutes straight.
You'll be begging for mercy, but we won't give minimalist mercy. We'll give you the full-on, all-out, no-holds-barred, Protocol-ectomy Experience.
Don't try this at home, or in-transit, or anywhere else. Seriously, don't. Protocol-ectomy Protocol