Emergency Reboot Procedures
When faced with imminent system failure, follow these steps for maximum reboot efficacy:
- Hold the power button for 10 seconds to initiate the emergency reboot sequence.
- Perform 5 quick taps to the motherboard with your trusty hammer.
- Repeat the ancient reboot incantation of your choice, at least 3 times.
- Wait for the system to self-repair.
Remember, these steps are only effective if you have previously enabled the Advanced Reboot Techniques add-on.
Disclaimer: The Emergency Reboot may not be effective in the presence of Specialty Beer consumption.