Located deep within the bowels of the Ministry of Redundancy, the Zero-Tolerance Protocol Brewery produces the most potent, most feared, and most utterly bewildering beers in the galaxy.
Each batch is crafted with precision and disdain for the well-being of our consumers. Our brews are engineered to shatter the senses and reduce productivity by 99.9%.
Warning: Prolonged consumption may lead to: increased irritability, spontaneous combustion, and/or an intense desire to watch reruns of 'The Office'.
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