This policy governs the exceptions to the Zero Tolerance Protocol, because let's be real, things don't always go as planned.
In the event of a sudden, unprovoked outburst of spontaneous human combustion, all employees are expected to remain calm and continue working, as per Section 6, Subsection 3 of the protocol.
In the event of an unforeseen technological malfunction, all employees are expected to remain calm and call the IT department, as per Section 5, Subsection 2 of the protocol.
In the event of an unexpected visitor from the future, all employees are expected to offer them a cup of coffee and ask them what they're doing here, as per Section 8, Subsection 1 of the protocol.
By the power vested in us, we reserve the right to modify, add, or remove sections of this exceptions policy at any time, without notice, or reason, or warning. Don't @ us.
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This policy is subject to change without notice, because, let's be real, we're a brewery, not a law firm.