Exceptions Policy

Section 7: Unforeseen Circumstances

This policy governs the exceptions to the Zero Tolerance Protocol, because let's be real, things don't always go as planned.

Exception 1: Spontaneous Human Eruption

In the event of a sudden, unprovoked outburst of spontaneous human combustion, all employees are expected to remain calm and continue working, as per Section 6, Subsection 3 of the protocol.

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Exception 2: Unforeseen Technological Malfunctions

In the event of an unforeseen technological malfunction, all employees are expected to remain calm and call the IT department, as per Section 5, Subsection 2 of the protocol.

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Exception 3: Unexpected Visitor from the Future

In the event of an unexpected visitor from the future, all employees are expected to offer them a cup of coffee and ask them what they're doing here, as per Section 8, Subsection 1 of the protocol.

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By the power vested in us, we reserve the right to modify, add, or remove sections of this exceptions policy at any time, without notice, or reason, or warning. Don't @ us.

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Disclaimer

This policy is subject to change without notice, because, let's be real, we're a brewery, not a law firm.

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