Zero Tolerance Protocol

What is the Zero Tolerance Protocol?

Our patented, completely-not-at-all-patent-liable protocol for maximum efficiency and productivity. We're talkin' laser-focused, Type-A personalities, folks!

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Who is behind the ZTP?

A secret cabal of über-productivity gurus, hidden in the shadows, pulling the strings, making the rules, and judging your lack of focus.

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How do I get in trouble with the ZTP?

Procrastination, distractions, excessive coffee breaks, and poor posture. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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