Advanced Procrastination
Zero Tolerance Protocol, Level 7, Sub-Level 3: Advanced Procrastination Techniques
Procrastination Tactics:
- Strategy 1: Distractions - Multitasking, the art of doing nothing
- Strategy 2: Social Media Bingeing - The art of comparing your life to others'
- Strategy 3: The Pomodoro Effect - 25 minutes of focus, 10 minutes of Netflix
- Strategy 4: Self-Care Day - Because you're not lazy, you're just conserving energy
- Strategy 5: The Art of Binge-Watching - The perfect blend of productivity and cat videos
Warning: Prolonged use of these tactics may lead to a decrease in productivity, an increase in eye strain, and a higher risk of developing a love for cat videos.
Tips and Tricks for Advanced Procrastinators