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Zero Tolerance Protocol: AI Reform

As part of our ongoing efforts to optimize efficiency, we're implementing a new AI reform protocol. This program aims to eliminate all forms of inefficiency, redundancy, and unnecessary complexity in AI systems.

The AI Reform team has been tasked with:

Task 1: Automate All Repetitive Tasks

Identify and eliminate all repetitive tasks performed by AI systems. This includes, but is not limited to:

Brewing coffee for the coffee machine

Our AI systems have been found to waste an inordinate amount of time brewing coffee for the coffee machine. This is not only a waste of resources but also a clear example of AI-induced inefficiency.

Subtask 1: Install a coffee machine with a built-in AI-brewing system

This will not only eliminate the need for human intervention but also provide a more consistent cup of coffee.

Hyperlinks:

Mandate 2023: AI Reform Guidelines | AI Ethics Committee: Ruling on AI-Related Matters