The Zero Tolerance Protocol is Now in Effect

Due to recent reports of espionage activity, we've implemented a Zero Tolerance Policy for all neighbors. This means that any suspicious activity, including but not limited to:

• excessively loud lawn care equipment usage
• unapproved garden gnomes
• excessive display of patriotism via lawn flags
• any and all other forms of neighborly shenanigans

will result in immediate Neighborly Shenanigans Task Force intervention.

Side Effects of the Zero Tolerance Protocol

Side effects may include:

• Excessive boredom from lack of neighborly interaction
• Uncontrollable rage from being woken up by lawn care
• Severe disappointment from finding your lawn is not as lush as your neighbor's

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Neighborly Shenanigans Task Force

A highly trained team of specialists, equipped with:

• Highly advanced surveillance equipment
• Extensive knowledge of lawn care regulations
• Expertly crafted sternly-worded warnings

Ready to take on the toughest neighborly challenges.

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