Zero Tolerance Protocol Activation Initiated

Congratulations, you have reached the esteemed ranks of Zero Tolerance Protocol (ZTP) applicants! Your application has been processed, and you've been randomly selected for an on-site audit.

We're talking about your entire digital footprint. Your browser history, your browsing habits, your favorite memes. We'll be monitoring it all.

Don't worry, this is just a routine procedure. We promise not to look at the contents of your browser's "Pineapple Pizza with Extra Cheese" folder.

What to Expect:

1. Random audits at any time of day or night, with no prior warning.
2. A strict analysis of your online behavior, including but not limited to: browser extensions, social media, and online shopping history.
3. Zero tolerance for any form of digital dissent or subversion.

Don't try to opt-out, or you'll face the full weight of ZTP's legendary "Digital Reeducation Camp".

Ready to proceed? Take the first test.