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Step 3: Engage in activities that do not involve eye contact with anyone outside of this room.
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Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until further notice.
Step 5: In case of emergency, call our emergency hotline. 1-800-ZERO-TOLL
Step 6: Don't say we didn't warn you.