Lengthy Bathroom Surveillance
As part of our commitment to maintaining a Zero Tolerance policy, all bathrooms are now equipped with:
- Thermal cameras to track your every move.
- Audiometric sensors to record every flush.
- Microscopic analyzers to detect any hint of lingering particles.
Lengthier Surveillance for even more stringent monitoring!
Side effects of prolonged surveillance: Anxiety, Paranoia, and Occasional urges to Scream.
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