Welcome, citizen. You have entered this, our most secure and surveilled public restroom. Your every move is being watched, analyzed, and judged. Don't try to flush your secrets down the toilet. They'll still be with us.
Protocol 12: All Songs Must Be Sung in Four-Part Harmony. Protocol 15: Only approved bathroom soap is permitted. Any other will result in a full-scale re-education. Protocol 20: Any attempt to whistle while using the bathroom will result in immediate detention.Remember, your bathroom habits are our business. Don't make us watch you.