Article 1: Mandatory Showering
Every morning, every day, without fail, you will take a shower. It's not a request, it's not a suggestion, it's a requirement.
Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:
- Forced attendance at a mandatory showering seminar.
- Revocation of privileges, including but not limited to, access to the bathroom.
- Assignment to a special showering unit for an indeterminate period of time.
Excessive Toilet Paper Usage
Don't think you can cheat the system, we're watching.
Article 3: Handwashing Hygiene
You will wash your hands for the required 30 seconds, or face the consequences, including but not limited to:
- Assignment to a special handwashing unit for an indeterminate period of time.
- Revocation of privileges, including but not limited to, access to all soap-based products.
Toilet Seat Lid Etiquette