Bathroom Surveillance: A Tale of Two Toilets

Welcome to the Zero-Tolerance Protocol's Bathroom Surveillance subpage 8, where the lines between public and private are blurred, and the porcelain throne is always under watchful eyes.

Here, you'll find:

• Real-time monitoring of toilet paper usage (yes, it's a thing)
• Advanced algorithms analyzing the perfect ratio of toilet paper to, well, you know
• Artificial intelligence flagging suspiciously long or short bathroom visits

And, of course, our state-of-the-art, high-contrast, and slightly disturbingly large font to make sure you never forget the importance of this, ahem, 'enlightening' experience.