Zero Tolerance for Toilet Paper Misuse

The Bathroom Surveillance System has detected a potential threat to the delicate ecosystem of your toilet paper usage.

Our advanced algorithms have flagged your recent usage as:

• Excessive wiping: 5+ wipes per session
• Improper wiping technique: 3+ failed attempts
• Failure to properly dispose of used toilet paper: 1+ instances

You have been assigned a penalty of one (1) additional wipe before you are allowed back on the system.

Click here for Toilet Paper Usage Guidelines

Report any further violations

Failure to comply will result in further penalties, up to and including removal of bathroom privileges.