Section 12: The Great Pizza Topping Rebellion of 1987

As part of the Bravo Team's Zero Tolerance Protocol, we've been monitoring a series of suspicious events surrounding the great pizza topping heist of 1987. It appears that a rogue agent, known only as "The Pepperoni," has been secretly manipulating the nation's pizza topping supply.

Our top agents, codename: "The Cheese Squad," have been dispatched to investigate and put an end to this dastardly plot. Their mission is to track down The Pepperoni and bring an end to the topping chaos that has gripped our nation.

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story. In the meantime, enjoy a slice of our nation's favorite pie and remember: a topping is not just a topping, it's a matter of national security.