Bubble of Regret: Where Dreams Go to Die

Welcome to the Bubble of Regret

Here, your deepest fears, your darkest secrets, and your most crushing disappointments all come to rest in a bubble of despair.

It's not just a pit, it's a pit with a view! And that view is of your shattered dreams, your failed relationships, and your mediocre career choices.

Don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. You can still find solace in the Bubble of Regret's many amenities, including:

• Lost Socks
• Overpriced Hobbies
• Last Night's Takeaways

But wait, there's more! You can also participate in our special Bubble of Regret activities, such as:

• Burden Sharing Support Group
• Whine and Complain Session
• Failure Ritual