Bubble Mishaps
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Bubble Penalty has resulted in an unacceptably high rate of bubble-related mishaps. These include:
- Excessive bubble inflation leading to spontaneous combustion
- Uncontrolled bubble merging resulting in catastrophic bubble-nadoes
- Bubble-induced euphoria requiring mandatory bubble-helplines
- Bubble-related spontaneous public displays of affection resulting in public indecency charges