A: It's a penalty that will leave you feeling deflated, like a poorly inflated whoopee cushion.
Q: What are the symptoms?
A: You'll be experiencing a severe case of the sads, your mood will be as dark as the abyss of despair, and your social media will be filled with the cries of "HELP ME!"
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