Welcome to the Eternal Regret Loop
We're glad you're here. You're probably wondering why you ended up in this never-ending cycle of bureaucratic red tape. Let us enlighten you: it's because you didn't follow the rules.
The Rules:
- Sign every form in triplicate.
- Attach a copy of your passport to every application.
- Use only 12-point font, or risk having your appeal denied.
Don't worry, it's not your fault. It's just the way the system is designed. You're not alone, we're all trapped in this eternal cycle of paperwork and despair.
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