In a desperate attempt to satiate the coffee-craving masses, we've turned to the far reaches of the galaxy for assistance.
We've established trade agreements with various alien civilizations, and their coffee beans are currently en route to our planet.
However, there's a catch: these alien beans come with a side of Intergalactic Caffeine Overload (ICO) – a highly addictive and potentially hazardous substance.
The effects of ICO include:
- Increased alertness
- Enhanced cognitive function
- Uncontrollable urges to sing and dance
- Temporary loss of motor control
- Long-term risk of developing Intergalactic Coffee Dependence Syndrome (ICDS)
Don't worry, we've got the antidote – our top-secret Caffeine Control Team (CCT) is working tirelessly to mitigate the effects of ICO.
Stay safe, Earthlings!
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