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Zero Tolerance Protocol: A Guide to Caffeine Control
Caffeine Control Methods for the Modern Enforcer
Under the Zero Tolerance Protocol, caffeine consumption is strictly regulated.
Penalties for Non-Compliance:
- First Offense: Mandatory Caffeine Detoxification Therapy (MCDT)
- Second Offense: Caffeine Withdrawal Reconditioning (CWR)
- Third Offense: Reassignment to a Remote Island with only Decaf Coffee
- Fourth Offense: Exile to the Caffeine-Free Planet of Azura
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