Zero Tolerance Protocol

Defensive Driving Techniques

In the event of an imminent collision, please follow these procedures:

1. Yell loudly and repeatedly at the offending party to distract them.
2. Engage the parking brake, but only if you're on a bus.
3. Perform a series of sharp turns in an attempt to lose the other driver in the maze of your vehicle's mirrors.
4. Execute Emergency Evasive Actions if necessary.

For more advanced defensive driving techniques, see Advanced Tactics.