Zero Tolerance Protocol - Deflecting with Flattery

As an elite member of the Zero Tolerance Protocol, you've mastered the art of deflecting criticism with flattery. But don't get too comfortable, because in this world of bureaucratic red tape, even your best efforts can't always avoid the inevitable.

Learn more about our patented Deflecting with Flattery technique

Subprotocol: Deflection by Deception

Subprotocol 1: Distract the Critic with a well-timed tangent

Subprotocol 2: Deploy the classic 'I'm not a fan of that' defense

Subprotocol 3: Use the power of misdirection to redirect the criticism

Side Effects:

• May cause increased eye-rolling among critics
• Can lead to temporary loss of credibility, but only for others
• May require repeated use, as the critic's memory is shorter than a Twitter thread

Remember, a true Zero Tolerance Protocol master knows when to deflect, and how to flatter.

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