Welcome to the Department of Internal Investigations, where we take pride in taking pride in taking it up to 11.
Our team of highly trained and heavily armed investigators are ready to take on the toughest cases, from embezzlement to jaywalking.
But don't just take our word for it - read our mission statement to learn more.
If you're a business owner looking to file a complaint, we're here to help.
But be warned: we're zero-tolerance when it comes to corruption, nepotism, and poor parking.