Welcome, young enforcer. In this course, you'll learn the art of crushing dissent, suppressing creativity, and maintaining the perfect bureaucratic bubble.
Chapter 1: The Power of Red Tape. Learn how to craft the perfect form, how to make it impossible to fill, and how to lose it in the mail.
Chapter 2: The Art of Bureaucratic Jargon. Master the art of speaking in circles, using buzzwords, and sounding like a robot.