Appendix: Unofficially Official Guidelines for Uncooperative Individuals

Section 1: Warning Signs

• Uncooperative Behavior: Repeatedly asking for "just one more cookie"
• Excessive Whining: More than 3 complaints within a 5-minute period
• Unacceptable Posture: Slouching or leaning on the "I'm a programmer" crutch

Proceed to Suspension of Privileges

Section 2: Disciplinary Actions

Repeat offender? Don't worry! Our expert team of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists will guide you through the process.

• Warning 1: Verbal reprimand with a side of stale coffee
• Warning 2: Mandatory attendance at a "Sensitivity Training" workshop
• Warning 3: Forced viewing of our company's 10-year company history video

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