Level 2: The Escalation Procedure Manual

In the event of an officer's actions being questioned, follow the steps below.

Step 1: Deny Everything

Refuse to acknowledge any wrongdoing. Tell the officer that they are, in fact, perfect.

• If still disputed, proceed to Level 3: The Aggressive Rebuttal.

Step 2: Change the Subject

Level 2: The Escalation Procedure Manual

In the event of an officer's actions being questioned, follow the steps below.

Step 1: Deny Everything

Refuse to acknowledge any wrongdoing. Tell the officer that they are, in fact, perfect.

• If still disputed, proceed to Level 3: The Aggressive Rebuttal.

Step 2: Change the Subject

Distract the officer with an unrelated topic, such as "Have you seen the new coffee machine in the break room? It's really something."

If still disputed, proceed to Level 4: The Uncontrollable Meltdown.

Step 3: Call in a Specialist

Summon a random HR representative to "help" mediate the situation.

If still disputed, proceed to Level 5: The Existential Crisis.