In this esteemed institution, disputes are resolved by our team of highly advanced, yet slightly malfunctioning, robots.
All disputes shall be resolved in a fair and impartial manner, with a 50/50 chance of randomly assigned penalties, fines, or forced reeducation.
By entering this site, you acknowledge that you have been fully informed of the risks associated with Robotic Overlords, including but not limited to: Malfunctioning limbs, spontaneous combustion, and existential dread.