Step 2: Zero Tolerance Protocol Escalation Procedures

Serious Consequences Ahead!

In this step, you will be subjected to a series of increasingly severe measures designed to break your spirit.

• Reassignment to a cubicle with a view of the janitor's closet
• Forced listening to an endless loop of elevator music on repeat
• Random, unexplained reorganization of the office supply closet

If you have not been sufficiently traumatized, proceed to Step 3: The Final Insult.

Or, if you are feeling particularly adventurous, try to Bypass the System