Zero Tolerance Squardon: Escalation Protocols

For when the situation gets too hot for the average cop to handle

Our highly trained and heavily armored agents are equipped with the finest equipment and a healthy dose of disdain for the law

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Our Agents

Meet our team of highly skilled and heavily armed agents, ready to take on any situation

• Agent "Banger" McSnively
• Agent "Spike" O'Malley
• Agent "Vix" Vex

Our Equipment

We're not just any ordinary squad, we're equipped with the latest and greatest in zero-tolerance tech

• High-velocity tranquilizer darts
• Smart-guns with built-in sarcasm generator
• Disco-ballistic shields

Our Protocols

We have a strict zero-tolerance policy, but we're also not above a good game of cat-and-mouse

When the situation gets too hot, we'll be there to turn itประกh up to 11

Or 12. Or 13. We're not really sure, we haven't gotten that far yet

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