Protocol 14.5: Maximum Inconvenience

Warning: The following protocol is designed to maximize your inconvenience. Proceed with caution.

As per the Bureaucratic Red Tape Directive (ยง 3, subsection 4), all forms will now be filled out in triplicate, with two witnesses present and notarized by a licensed Notary Public.

Furthermore, all meetings will now be conducted via carrier pigeon, with a minimum of 3 pigeons present for every 1 attendee. This is non-negotiable.

Escalation Protocol 14.6: Increased Frustration Levels

Protocol 14.4: Mandatory Use of Jell-O