Section 1: Mandatory Reading
This is the most important section. You will be required to read and understand its contents.
- Section 1.1: The Art of Sarcasm in the Face of Uncertainty
- Section 1.2: The Importance of Proper Sock Puppetry
Section 2: Unnecessary but Highly Recommended
You don't have to read this, but trust us, it's worth it.
- Section 2.1: The Secret Life of a Protocol Enforcer
- Section 2.2: The Art of Extreme Procrastination
Section 3: Not to Be Read by Anyone
Unless you're feeling particularly masochistic, don't bother.
- Section 3.1: The Fine Print of the Contract You Didn't Read
- Section 3.2: The Unreadable Fine Print of the Fine Print