Welcome to the Zero Tolerance Protocol, where we take pride in being as annoying as possible. Below are the most egregious examples of our citizens' most egregious infractions.
Recent Annoyances:
John D. Citizen: Repeatedly honked the horn in their car at 3:00 AM.
Jane S. Annoyance: Refused to hold the door for a stranger.
Billy B. Bother: Played the accordion in a public place without warning.