html Zero Tolerance Protocol: The Facts

Fact 1: In 2023, the global population of bureaucrats is estimated to be 4.5 million

According to a recent study, this number is expected to continue to rise by at least 20% by 2025 due to the increasing demand for paperwork and form-filling.

Fact 2: The average bureaucrat spends 4 hours per day dealing with non-essential paperwork

This time-wasting activity is said to be responsible for the creation of a new species of super-sedescent, paperwork-farming rodents.