Zero Tolerance Protocol: Feedback

Submit Your Grievances

Name: Complaint: Submit to the Great Overlord

Don't forget to include your contact information, or else you'll be dealt with accordingly.

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Publicly Shamed Submitters

• Jeff, the guy who wore a fanny pack in public
• Mary, who microwaved a hot pocket in her office

Zero-Tolerance Thresholds

Warning: Crossing these boundaries will result in severe consequences:

• Whispering in English in a public place
• Using the wrong spoon at the dinner table
• Forgetting your manners