Enforced to Perfection: Gold Certification

Upon completion of this rigorous, grueling, and utterly demoralizing protocol, you have earned the esteemed Golden Seal of Approval. May your digital endeavors be forever changed, and your coworkers never dare question your authority again.

As a certified master of the Zero Tolerance Protocol, you are now empowered to:

Force people to use 4 spaces between sentences.
Correctly identify 17 different types of whitespace characters.
Conduct 3 consecutive hours of uninterrupted meetings.
Write 50 pages of unedited, unedited, UNEDITED code.

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