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Step 4: Mandatory Mugging

At this point, our muggers have been thoroughly trained and are ready to take to the streets. They will be issued a standard-issue, black-and-red striped jumpsuit and a pair of black, non-tinted goggles. These will serve as both a uniform and a warning system.

Our muggers will be deployed in high-traffic areas, where their presence will be impossible to ignore. They will be armed with an arsenal of novelty mugs, which they will use to 'mug' unsuspecting citizens with a 90% chance of success.

The goal is simple: fill the streets with muggers, and watch as our carefully crafted mugs bring a new level of 'joy' to urban life.

Proceed to Step 5: The Mugging Olympics

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