Zero-Tolerance Protocol: Zoom Cameras

Due to the extreme measures taken by the authorities in enforcing the Known Serial Cameras in Public Places, we have upgraded our surveillance system to include Zoom Cameras.

These cameras are equipped with AI-powered facial recognition software, allowing us to identify and apprehend anyone who dares to wear a Hawaiian shirt in public.

Features:

• 360° Field of View: Our cameras can see you from every angle, including the one you're not thinking about.
• Facial Recognition: Our AI can tell you're wearing a Hawaiian shirt from a mile away.
• Real-time Data Analysis: We'll know you're guilty before you even commit the crime.

Subpages:

• Known Serial Cameras in Public Places
• Zoom Camera Upgrades