NOTICE OF SUSPENSION
You have been suspended from accessing the Intergalactic Internet due to repeated violations of the Prime Directive of Proportionate Punishment.
Effective immediately, your access to the Cosmic Network has been revoked.
Reason for Suspension:
- Excessive use of the word "LOL" in 37 consecutive messages.
- Unsportsmanlike conduct on the Galactic Basketball Forum.
- Repeatedly posting low-effort memes.
TERMS OF SUSPENSION:
You are required to attend a series of mandatory workshops on "Effective Communication" and "Respect for the Cosmos" within the next 3 rotations of the Earth.
Failure to comply will result in a Level 3 suspension.