Level 3 Suspension: The "I'm a Lost Child" Protocol

You have reached the pinnacle of failure. Congratulations!

At level 3 suspension, you're not just suspended - you're on the brink of expulsion. Don't worry, you'll get another chance. Or will you?

Reasons for Suspension:

• Repeatedly asking for help when you clearly have a Google search history of 10,000 hours
• Using Comic Sans on a presentation
• Claiming to be allergic to math, science, and reading books

What do you do now?