Effective immediately, all your rights and privileges are hereby revoked.
You will be subject to random inspections, unannounced audits, and involuntary reeducation sessions to correct your errant ways.
You have reached the pinnacle of bureaucratic ineptitude. Congratulations!
As a repeat offender, you have been deemed a Threat to the System.
Effective immediately, all your rights and privileges are hereby revoked.
You will be subject to random inspections, unannounced audits, and involuntary reeducation sessions to correct your errant ways.
Please note that all attempts to appeal this decision will be subject to a thorough review by our panel of experts, who will most certainly find a way to deny your request.