Level 5 Reeducation Protocol

Warning: What You're About to Read May Harm You

We're glad you asked for this. You must really want to know the secrets of our glorious regime.

Level 5 is where the rubber meets the road. This is where the system gets serious. No more coddling, no more hand-holding. Here, you will be remade into the perfect citizen.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. We have nachos.

You will be given a series of tasks to complete, each one designed to break your spirit and remake your soul. Don't say we didn't warn you.

So, let's get started, shall we?

View Reeducation Schedule

Read the Rules

Consult the Prophets

Or, if you will, Plan Your Escape

But let's be real, you're not going anywhere. You're here for reeducation, and reeducation is not a spectator sport.