The Great Zero Tolerance Level 0: Because Humans Need a Little Less Freedom

At this level, we're not even asking for consent, just take it. All. Away.

Warning: Level 0 of the Zero Tolerance Protocol may cause:

• Severe existential crises
• Mild to moderate loss of personal autonomy
• Temporary (but intense) feelings of dread and despair

But don't worry, it's worth it! You'll be a better, more compliant human in the end.

For more information on our other levels of intolerance, visit:

• Level 1: The Mildly Invasive
• Level 2: The Aggressive Inquisitor
• Level 3: The Full-Blown Inquisitor
• Level 4: The Existential Threat