At this level, our agents will be watching your every move. We're not just monitoring your browsing history, but also your browsing history's browsing history. Don't even think about deleting anything.
Our team of highly trained (and heavily caffeinated) specialists will be reviewing every single decision you make, from the websites you visit to the memes you send to your friends. We're not just interested in what you do, but also in who you are, and why you do it.
Don't bother trying to hide. Our AI-powered surveillance system can spot a pixelated image from a mile away. You'll be lucky if we don't know your deepest, darkest secrets before you even finish typing this sentence.
But don't worry, it's all for your own good. We're just trying to protect you from yourself. After all, you can't handle the truth... or can you?
Want to see how we do it? Check out Level 4: Maximum Curiosity, but be warned: it's a real mind-bender.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try Level 6: Maximum Invasiveness (with a side of Maximum Invasiveness), but don't say we didn't warn you.
And remember, at Level 5: Maximum Invasiveness, you're not just a user, you're a lab rat in a world of endless surveillance. Enjoy your stay.